IC contact. Drift Fleet.

[edwinjarvis]

 

 

Hello, this is Edwin Jarvis; I'm unable to answer the phone at the moment, but leave a message and I assure you I will respond as soon as possible.

Comments

[edwinjarvis]

[HEAD IN HANDS.

He doesn't even have the heart to deny treats for this gross sin against him.

Alas!!]

A nice conversation indeed. Perhaps we can negotiate flamingo removal in exchange for snacks?

[ahappylie]

[This is how he gets to you, Jarvis. He finds your weak point and exploits it.]

Oh! If you would like help in keeping the flamingos away, I'm sure I can figure something out to help you in exchange for a treat or two as a reward.

[This is not as he wanted, but he will 100% take it.]

[edwinjarvis]

[... Phew.

Blessed day.]

I am more than willing to offer edible goods for your flamingo-thwarting services.

[You hooligan.]

[ahappylie]

I'll do my best then.

[For cake.]

But I can't guarantee that I'll be able to stop all of them. As you said, they're very dastardly birds.

[edwinjarvis]

Well. The amount of edible goods will be certainly tied to how may flamingos elude your skillful eye.

[ahappylie]

I see! So the more flamingos I keep from your ship, the more I'll be rewarded?

[Meaning he could just...lie about how many he's kept away.]

[edwinjarvis]

More along the lines of starting with a maximum number of treats and watching them dwindle down for every flamingo that escapes your sight.

[NICE TRY]

[ahappylie]

Well, you'll have to inform me of the maximum number and how much each period of time is before they replenish.

[edwinjarvis]

Hmm.

What do you suppose a fair maximum number is?

[ahappylie]

[How many indeed....]

How much can you make in a day?

[edwinjarvis]

... I will make ten small treats.

And we can alter based on productivity thereon.

[ahappylie]

[10 a day and 7 days a week means 70 treats a week.

He can afford to let a few go if that's the bargain he's going to be making.]

That sounds fair~ Although the one today shouldn't count toward my daily total. I had no idea they were already haunting you.

[edwinjarvis]

Denied, Mr. Soujirou, but good try. It begins tomorrow.

[ahappylie]

Buuuuuu.

Well, then from tomorrow you shall have my protection!